Happy Birthday to my favourites!

Thanks to the internets, Today I Learned that two of my very favourite people ever share a birthday.

Here they are:

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and

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In case you don’t know who that is, it’s Neville Longbottom. Yep. I know.

Lisa Kudrow, Neville Longbottom, I hope you had exceptional birthdays. And, in your honour, here are two of my favourite quotes from you:

Phoebe Buffay (from “The One With The Stripper”): I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

Neville Longbottom (from “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire): Oh my god! I’ve killed Harry Potter!

Spoiler Alert: Neville did not, in fact, kill Harry Potter. He grew up to be awesome and very handsome indeed, and Lisa Kudrow continues to be awesome to this day, unicorns or no unicorns.

I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.